Being Neighborly

My neighbor who lives right across the street is gorgeous, and, as far as I can tell, is single and lives alone.

I watched as she got home from work yesterday, and imagine my surprise when, instead of going inside, she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door and I rushed to open it.

She looked at me and said, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this uncontrollable urge to have a good time, get totally wasted and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?”

I immediately replied, “Nope! I’m free! I have no plans at all!”

Then she said, “Good! Would you watch my dog?”

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