One day, at the bar...

Having had one drink too many, a bar patron was beginning to display a nasty side.

An unescorted female sat down beside him. He looked her up and down and then whispered, “Hey, how about it babe? You and me?”

She got up to leave, so the drunk said loudly, “Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don’t have two dollars!”

The woman looked back, and just as loudly replied,

“What makes you think I charge by the inch?”

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