2020 Halftime

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A Note to the Neighbors

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Who's Ready For July?

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TWEETS OF THE WEEK

That, Detective, is the right question

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Have a nice day

SKIPNOTE: I lived in England for awhile, and one sentiment I got from a LOT of Brits was that, when Americans say, "Have a nice day," it sounds fake. I tried to explain that we were actually being sincere when we said it, and some of them (mostly my friends) got it. Some didn't. And to those, I offer the following:

Words of Wisdom From Jack

(I can't read this in anything other than his voice)

TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by The Tokens

Awesome Lighters

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You know when...?

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Well, here's a cheery thought...

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Believe in Something

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Adoption

Word Porn

Boy, howdy

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I'll just leave this here.

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I am shocked by this. Shocked, I say.

MONDAY MIND GAME

A classic:

Brothers and sisters I have none,

but this man's father

is my father's son.

Who is the man?

Give up?
(REALLY? ALREADY???)
Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer:

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This is going to make you feel SO dumb...

The man is my son.

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Oddly Inspiring

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Biker Stuff

Now that I've lived through an actual plague...

(Thanks, Gay! MKAP X ∞) 

Happy Monday, Little Ducks

Accurate Graph

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Just sayin'

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You can count on the Colonel

SOMEBODY try this out and let me know!

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I *have* to try this...

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View of the United Kingdom from the ISS

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In Case of Fire

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Shocking image

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Superheroes

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Good question

Again with the Oxford comma

Deleted scene from "Grease". (SOUND ON)

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Beaker

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In this week's edition of "Don'tcha HATE When This Happens?"...

(Turn your sound on for this one)

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Opening a Country With a Closed Mind

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

(Thanks, Pat!)

After being quarantined and watching too much Top Chef...

Somebody call Gordon Ramsey

smh

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