Wednesday, September 30, 2020
Tuesday, September 29, 2020
TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" by Scissor Sisters
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Wake up in the morning with a head like 'what you done?'
This used to be the life, but I don't need another one.
You like cuttin' up and carrying on, you wear them gowns.
So how come I feel so lonely when you're up getting down?
So I'll play along when I hear that special song
I'm gonna be the one who gets it right.
You'd better move when you're swingin' 'round the room
Looks like the magic's only ours tonight
But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No, sir, no dancin' today.
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if I find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
I'd rather be home with the one in the bed 'til dawn with you,
Cities come and cities go just like the old empires
When all you do is change your clothes and call that versatile.
You got so many colours, make a blind man so confused.
So why can't I keep up when you're the only thing I lose?
So, I'll just pretend that I know which way to bend
I'm gonna tell the whole world that you're mine.
So, please understand, when I see you clap your hands
If you stick around I'm sure that I'll be fine
But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No, sir, no dancin' today.
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if I find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
I'd rather be home with the one in the bed 'til dawn with you,
You can't make me dance around
But your two-step makes my chest pound.
Just lay me down as you float away into the shimmer light.
But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No, sir, no dancin' today.
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if I find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
I'd rather be home with the one in the bed 'til dawn with you,
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if I find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
I'd rather be home with the one in the bed 'til dawn with you
Monday, September 28, 2020
MONDAY MIND GAME
Give up?
Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer:
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#3
(For an explantation of the answer, click here)
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Sunday, September 27, 2020
One day, in a bar...
A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “you’ve been coming in here pretty often. Do you think you’re an alcoholic?” The horse replies, “I don’t think I’m, an alcoholic…”, and vanishes from existence.
See, the joke is about Descartes’ famous philosophy of, “Cogito, ergo sum” (“I think, therefore I am”). But to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.
See, the joke is about Descartes’ famous philosophy of, “Cogito, ergo sum” (“I think, therefore I am”). But to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.
