A page from a 70's cookbook

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Beauty Pageant Conspiracy

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Proposed New Phonetic Alphabet Chart

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MONDAY MIND GAME

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. 

How does the man escape?

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He waits until night time, and then goes out through the first door.

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Wait

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This review sold me on getting some friggin Heelys!

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Happy Monday, Little Ducks

Yes.

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Spoiler Alert: She survives

9 Golden Rules for the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote

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Flower Language

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Avengers Love

Not-So-Instant Karma

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Crop Dusting

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Just Parent-y Stuff

Why didn’t the cow laugh at my joke?

Why didn’t the cow laugh at my joke?

He wasn't very amoosed because it was udderly lacking in humor, he had herd it before, it wasn't very mooving, it was cheesy and I milked the punchline a bit too much. Definitely wasn't moosic to his ears. He still gave me a pat on the back though, which put me in a better moood.

I was at a joke competition too, so the steaks were high, yet I still managed to butcher the joke. I knew I should have stuck to that cowculus competition instead, except everything goes in one ear and out the udder in my math classes.

Ok you should stop reading here, it's probably pasture bedtime.

At *LEAST*

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This week's Moment of Zen

Disgusting Vegans

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Tool Expectations

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Word Shortcut Keys

Next-level flirting

(Thanks, Clark)

How does Mr. Miyagi eat his Babybel?

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One day, in the pet store...

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The Conversation

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FACTOID FRIDAY

The Tao of Me

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