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Sunday, February 28, 2021
Saturday, February 27, 2021
A Heartwarming Story
A German tourist jumped into the water to save a little dog who was drowning. After he climbed out, he handed the dog to its owner and said, “Here is ze dog. Keep him varm und dry and he vill be fine.”
The owner said, “Thank you so much! Are you a vet?”
The German replied, “Vet? I’m fucking zoaking!”
The owner said, “Thank you so much! Are you a vet?”
The German replied, “Vet? I’m fucking zoaking!”
Friday, February 26, 2021
Thursday, February 25, 2021
Thinking about buying a boat?
The two best days of a boat owner's life:
(1) The day he buys it.
(2) The day he sells it.
boat [boht] (n)
1. a vessel for transport by water, constructed to provide buoyancy by excluding water and shaped to give stability and permit propulsion.
2. a small ship, generally for specialized use a fishing boat.
3. a small vessel carried for use by a large one, as a lifeboat:
4. a hole in the water into which you pour your money
BOAT = Bust Out Another Thousand
= Broken Often And Towed
= Big Outrageous Annual Taxes
= Boy's Other Asinine Temptation
How some misguided people like their steak...
"I've seen cows burned worse than that that survived!"
"When you bite into it, it has a muscle spasm"
"Just turn the cow loose and I'll tear off a hunk as he goes by."
"A good vet could still save it"
"I want it grazing on my salad"
"Just bring me a live cow. I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home"
