Thursday, January 21, 2016

Dating Advice From a Guy Who's Been Married Three Times

Unsure of how to confess your
love to someone? Try this: 
1. Acquire several dozen limes.

2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.

3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look, the better.

4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take several minutes).

5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish

6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry, I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”

7. Marry them.




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