An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.
After sitting for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey! You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair, given you're blind, that you should know five things:
"Now think about it seriously, bub. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy shakes his head and mutters,
"Hell, no. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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After sitting for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey! You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair, given you're blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I, myself, am a 6-foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a professional weightlifter, and SHE'S a blonde, and,
5. The woman to your right is blonde, and she's a professional wrestler.
"Now think about it seriously, bub. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy shakes his head and mutters,
"Hell, no. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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