A man was riding on a bus, minding his own business, when a gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.
The baby was being somewhat finicky, so the mother said, "Come on, sweetie, drink it... or I'll have to give it to this nice man here."
After five minutes the baby was still not feeding, so the lady said, "Come on, honey - take it. Or I'll give it to the nice man here!"
A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted, "Come on, kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!
The baby was being somewhat finicky, so the mother said, "Come on, sweetie, drink it... or I'll have to give it to this nice man here."
After five minutes the baby was still not feeding, so the lady said, "Come on, honey - take it. Or I'll give it to the nice man here!"
A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted, "Come on, kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!
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