Thursday, April 14, 2016

One day, at a bar...

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies," I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman responds, "A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

She asks, "What’s it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles, "Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"


The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Look at that. Damn thing's an hour fast."

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