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Wednesday, August 31, 2016
Website Wednesday 16.35
Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."
Okay, here’s a question: if moths really love light that
much, why don't they just go flying in the daytime?
much, why don't they just go flying in the daytime?
Top of the heap: In homage to the passing of Gene Wilder, here's the Funniest Movie of All Time - in 5 minutes
In Wikiverse, Wikipedia articles are stars in a galaxy. You can search on any topic.
Legroom: How airlines compare
Abroad in the UK - cool stuff to do in the United Kingdom
Related: 10 Thoroughly British Mysteries
The 7 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History
The 21st Century's Greatest Films (well, so far, anyway)
6 Scientists Just Spent A Year On Simulated Mars. Here’s What They Learned
20 Things You Didn’t Know about Betty White
I Spent 5 Years With Some of Trump's Biggest Fans. Here's What They Won't Tell You
The History Of Mac And Cheese
11 Super Creepy Modern Conspiracies
7 Things You Never Knew About Dragonflies
11 Failed And Crazy Vintage Gadgets That Time Forgot
Beavers On The Moon: The Great Astronomy Hoax Of 1835
14 Facts To Put The Universe Into Perspective
Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
- Skip ಠ_ಠ
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Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Super Bowl Tickets
A
buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus
airfares, accommodation etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them
that this is going to
be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in Osborne Park, Baltimore at 5pm. Her name's Louise. She'll be the one in the white dress.
(Thanks, Billy!)
Tunesmith Tuesday - "In The Mood" by Glenn Miller
This version of 'In The Mood' is performed by (Glen Gray & The Casa Loma Orchestra), The actual 1939 recording of "In The Mood" topped the charts in 1940 in the U.S. and one year later was featured in the movie 'Sun Valley Serenade'.This Glenn Miller 1939 recording was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame in 1983.The song even appeared in The Beatles "All You Need is Love" #1 single in 1967 and in the Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers rendition in 1989, "Swing the Mood", a worldwide hit.
Glenn Miller (who was born on March 1, 1904, and went missing in action December 15, 1944) was an American big band musician, arranger, composer, and bandleader in the swing era. Miller's notable recordings include "Moonlight Serenade", "Pennsylvania 6-5000", and "Chattanooga Choo Choo".
The recording 'In The Mood' by Glenn Miller is one of the most recognized and most popular instrumentals of the 20th century.
And, for a little sump'n sump'n extra, check out the other version here
Monday, August 29, 2016
Monday Mind Game
Forwards I am heavy but backwards I am not
Give up?
Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer
What am I?
Give up?
Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer
*
A ton
*
Sunday, August 28, 2016
Politics explained
I told my son, "You will marry the girl I choose."
He said, "NO!"
I said, "She's Bill Gates' daughter."
He said, "OK."
I called Bill Gates and told him, "I want my son to marry your daughter."
He said, "NO."
I told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of the World Bank."
Bill Gates said, "OK."
I called the President of the World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, "NO."
I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
He said, "NO!"
I said, "She's Bill Gates' daughter."
He said, "OK."
I called Bill Gates and told him, "I want my son to marry your daughter."
He said, "NO."
I told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of the World Bank."
Bill Gates said, "OK."
I called the President of the World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, "NO."
I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
He said, "OK."
And THAT, my friends, is exactly
how the political system works.
Saturday, August 27, 2016
After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told him, “The one who knows how to fix elevators.”
I’m old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot…
Friday, August 26, 2016
Nerd Joke
A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got one question wrong. The question was "How many valence electrons does hydrogen have?" In a rush, he had answered, "Two".
Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it and says, "In return for releasing me from the lamp, I will grant you one wish!"
The kid replies, "I wish got that question right," and the universe explodes.
Thursday, August 25, 2016
The Chicken Farm
A man goes to the supply store and buys 300 chicks. He tells the owner, "I'm going to start a chicken farm!"
A couple of weeks later he returns and buys 300 more. The owner thinks it's weird but doesn't ask any questions.
Another couple of weeks later he returns to make the same purchase. At this point the owner is baffled and asks, "Why do you come back every couple of weeks and make the same purchase?"
The would-be farmer replies, "Well, I must be doin' somethin' wrong. I'm either planting them too deep or too close together."
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Website Wednesday 16.34
Website
Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."
One day, Canada will take over
the world.
Then we’ll all be
sorry.
Top of the heap: The 2016 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners
These Are The Best Photos Of The 2016 Olympics Closing Ceremony
The 5 best airline rewards programs (Thanks, Billy!)
Helpful info if you're considering studying in Canada (Thanks, Jessica!)
The Weirdest Driving Laws in all 50 States
The Best Food Festivals in Every U.S. State
Science suggests which public restroom stall you should pick
How to naturally remove rust from tools
16 404 Pages That Are Worth the Error
7 Insane Things TV Shows Did When They Ran Out Of Money
10 Confessions of Car Salesmen
The most New Orleans thing you’ll read today - the Obituary for William Ziegler
This is the Deadliest Garden in the World
Scientists May Have Solved The Mystery That Is Déjà Vu
According To Scientists, You're Holding Your Coffee Mug Wrong
Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
- Skip ಠ_ಠ
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