Sunday, August 28, 2016

Politics explained

I told my son, "You will marry the girl I choose."

He said, "NO!"

I said, "She's Bill Gates' daughter."

He said, "OK."

I called Bill Gates and told him, "I want my son to marry your daughter."

He said, "NO."

I told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of the World Bank."

Bill Gates said, "OK."

I called the President of the World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.

He said, "NO."

I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law."

He said, "OK."


And THAT, my friends, is exactly
 how the political system works.


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