Thursday, August 18, 2016

The top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators (so far) during the Summer Olympics that they’d like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 

2. Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from  personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father." 

4. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in  boxing, but none of them really that serious." 

5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can  expect the same thing again." 

6. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like  it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC Ppresident is hugging the cox of the British crew." 

8. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 

9. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh  my God, what have I just said?"   


(Thanks, Billy!)



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