Common Sense Survival Tips

Common Sense

Survival Tips

  #1
If you find a hair in your food, heavily salt it before sending it back to the kitchen to make sure you get a new order.

  #2
If you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone so for future reference you can use it as a valid excuse

  #3
If you're too embarrassed to buy something, get a birthday card with it.

  #4
When in an argument, act as if you're being recorded. This will prevent you from saying stupid things you don't mean.

  #5
Always check your cell signal when looking for a new apartment (or dorm room).

  #6
When you're finished with an essay, copy and paste it into Google Translate and listen to it. It's an easy way to find mistakes

  #7
When buying a flat screen TV, remember to put the box in your neighbors' trash so you don't get robbed.