Questionable Jokes (you've been warned)

Don’t let that extra chromosome get you Down.

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Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

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I got pulled over by a female police officer.

When I asked what’s wrong, she said “NOTHING!!”

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What if God IS a woman? Not only will I be going to Hell, but I’ll never know why.

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I’ve learned a valuable lesson about interacting with the opposite sex.  If you’re trying to get with a girl at a party and she says she has a boyfriend, don’t look her up and down and say, “Really?” in a surprised voice. It doesn’t turn out well.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it’s white and on their land.

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A fossil of a jawbone was recently found that was believed to be over 1,000,000 years old.

Scientists knew that it belonged to a woman as it was still moving.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking.

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They say us guys only think about sex, but that’s not true. We occasionally think about eating out, too.

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Just a thought: Do Muslims write "OMA"?