Looking for that last-minute gift (that you probably can afford)?

Need a little sump'n sump'n for a last-minute gift? Try these badass products!

Beard Apron

Google 'Aptoco Beard Catcher amazon'

Magnetic Putty

What happens when you combine putty and magnets together? You have possibly one of the greatest distraction devices known to mankind, magnetic putty! With magnetic putty you'll be sure to keep yourself preoccupied as you avoid your real life obligations and responsibilities.

Google 'magnetic thinking putty amazon'

Emergency Fire Starter

No match? No lighter? No problem. You'll be able to start fires wherever you go with this emergency fire starter. You'll feel just like the Human Torch from Fantastic Four except without the ability to fly and all the other powers he has. The utility to make fire on a whim without a match or lighter can really come in handy especially if you're an arsonist or just a run of the mill pyromaniac.

Google 'magnesium fire starter amazon'

Mini Universal Remote

Use the Mini Key-chain Universal Remote to control up to 500 brands of televisions. This item is easy to program and works within a few seconds. Simply point and hold the mute button to program. Great for bars, restaurants, the gym, schools, and hotels anywhere! You will be like the AquaMan of televisions with this universal remote.

Google 'stealth television remote amazon'

Fabulous Fire

Google 'Colored Mytical Fire Amazon'

USB Humidifier that goes on your water bottle

Google 'Mini Portable Bottle Cap Air Humidifier'

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