Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Inspection

A rough old general has heard about a unit with the reputation of being filled with the toughest soldiers around and decides he needs to go and check them out.

After reviewing the troops on parade he decides to go to the medical tent to meet the soldiers who weren't at parade.

The general gets to the first soldier and barks at him, "Why are you here?"

"HEMORRHOIDS, SIR!"

"And how are you treating it?"

"WIRE BRUSH AND DISINFECTANT, SIR!"

"And what's your goal in life soldier?"

"TO KILL THE ENEMY, SIR!"

The general is pleased with this answer and moves to the next soldier. "Why are you here?"

"Genital warts, Sir!"

"And how are you treating it?"



"WIRE BRUSH AND DISINFECTANT, SIR!"

"And what's your goal in life soldier?"

"TO KILL THE ENEMY, SIR!"

Once again the general is pleased and moves on to the last soldier. "And why are you here?"

"GINGIVITIS, SIR!"

"And how are you treating it?"



"WIRE BRUSH AND DISINFECTANT, SIR!"

"And what's your goal in life soldier?"


"TO GET TO THE WIRE BRUSH BEFORE THE OTHER TWO, SIR!"

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