Saturday, September 16, 2017

How to Summon a Dad

How to Summon a Dad



- Make a circle out of power tools
(wrenches and screwdrivers work in a pinch)

- Place a pair of socks inside sandals in the summoning circle

- Chant, "Hi, hungry - I'm dad!" over and over

- Touch the thermostat (or the TV remote)


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