(originally published on June 18, 2009)
For the sake of time... punchlines only
Rectum? Damn killed him!
I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
This time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head.
Aren’t you a little bit old to be believin’ in Leprechauns then?
We're the Aristocrats!
That dog's not so shaggy
Doctor: “Okay, you’re ugly too”.
Frayed knot
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
They chip their teeth.
There’s WhiteOut on the screen
Watching your mother-in-law drive your brand new car off a cliff
But Mabel – it’s eating POPCORN!
Not so tough now are you, Batman!!
Well, wash your hands. I want a grilled cheese sandwich.
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