Thursday, November 30, 2017

THROWBACK THURSDAY - "For the sake of time... punchlines only"

(originally published on June 18, 2009)


For the sake of time... punchlines only


Rectum? Damn killed him!

I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

This time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head.

Aren’t you a little bit old to be believin’ in Leprechauns then?

We're the Aristocrats!

That dog's not so shaggy

Doctor: “Okay, you’re ugly too”.

Frayed knot

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

They chip their teeth.

There’s WhiteOut on the screen

Watching your mother-in-law drive your brand new car off a cliff

But Mabel – it’s eating POPCORN!

Not so tough now are you, Batman!!

Well, wash your hands. I want a grilled cheese sandwich.

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