THROWBACK THURSDAY - "What to do with all those crappy presents you got for Christmas"

(originally posted on January 17, 2012)

Hopefully, little ducks, Santa brought you all the toys and stuff you so desperately wanted and/or needed.

However, the reality is somewhat different, and we all get gifts that seem to have the sole purpose of being YOUR gift to some other poor schmuck when the next holiday rolls around.

So, without further ado, here are..

The Top 13 Brilliantly Repurposed Gift Ideas

13. Fruitcake = blunt murder instrument

12. Bottle of cheap champagne = one-shot protection against a home invader

11. Handkerchiefs = spare phosphorus filters for the meth lab

10. Adam Sandler photo-a-day calendar = inspirational toilet paper

 9. Justin Bieber doll = stress-relieving toilet scrubber

 8. Four neckties = bedroom bondage restraint system

 7. Inexpensive, low-powered tablet computer = shiny carving board

 6. Ikea bookcase = firewood

 5. Dyson vacuum with wand attachment = do-it-yourself at-home liposuction kit

 4. Super Soaker water rifle = super awesome ketchup dispenser!

 3. Coffee mug = "I just don't give a s**t anymore" note

 2. "Hello Kitty!" lace-lined novelty sock = "Hello Wiener!" tweetably SFW novelty sock puppet

and the Number 1 Brilliantly Repurposed Gift Idea...

 1. Bowling ball = Kardashian sound/picture remote muting device

(Thanks, Chris!)