One day, in Heaven...

A man dies and goes to heaven. The next thing he knows he’s standing next to the Lord Himself, so he asks,

“God, why is it you made women so beautiful?”

God replies, “So that you would love them.”

The man goes on and asks, “Another question, Lord. Why did you make them smell so good?”

God replies, “So that you would love them.”

Then the guy says, “Just one more question, my Lord… Why in the name of all that's holy did you make them so stupid?”

God replies, “So that they would love you!”