Graffiti on a bridge:
Some People: “That’s art!”
Other People: “That’s vandalism!”
Me: “How the hell did they get up there?”
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My great-great-great grandfather was a pirate and, according to his diary, my great-great grandfather followed in his footstep.
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Instead of milk with my cereal, I use wine. And then, also, instead of my cereal, I use wine.
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Trying to argue with someone via text is like being Italian and having to talk while handcuffed.
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Personally, I feel like Romeo and Juliet could’ve handled the situation better.
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Life Hack for Students: Decorate your room to look like your math class. You’ll fall asleep faster.
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Judging by the honks, flipped birds and jeers of “Lardass!” from the other drivers, it’s become pretty apparent that not *everyone* thinks it’s a marvelous night for a moondance.
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When I was growing up, we had seven dogs. That might not sound like a lot, but it’s 49 in dog dogs.
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I’m still unclear as to the right response for when a lady friend shows me her new hairdo, but so far I’ve ruled out “What on earth happened?” and “Is is windy out?”
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Y’know, after a long day, sometimes I like to just look into a mirror.
And reflect.
Some People: “That’s art!”
Other People: “That’s vandalism!”
Me: “How the hell did they get up there?”
~~~~~
My great-great-great grandfather was a pirate and, according to his diary, my great-great grandfather followed in his footstep.
~~~~~
Instead of milk with my cereal, I use wine. And then, also, instead of my cereal, I use wine.
~~~~~
Trying to argue with someone via text is like being Italian and having to talk while handcuffed.
~~~~~
Personally, I feel like Romeo and Juliet could’ve handled the situation better.
~~~~~
Life Hack for Students: Decorate your room to look like your math class. You’ll fall asleep faster.
~~~~~
Judging by the honks, flipped birds and jeers of “Lardass!” from the other drivers, it’s become pretty apparent that not *everyone* thinks it’s a marvelous night for a moondance.
~~~~~
When I was growing up, we had seven dogs. That might not sound like a lot, but it’s 49 in dog dogs.
~~~~~
I’m still unclear as to the right response for when a lady friend shows me her new hairdo, but so far I’ve ruled out “What on earth happened?” and “Is is windy out?”
~~~~~
Y’know, after a long day, sometimes I like to just look into a mirror.
And reflect.
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