A little scuba humor. (Emphasis on the word, "little")

How many New Jersey scuba divers does it take to change a light bulb?

**** off!

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“BOYLES” Law is actually an acronym

Breathe Or Your Lungs Explode, Stupid

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How can you tell if somebody is a scuba instructor?

Oh, don’t worry. They’ll tell you.

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What lies on the ocean floor and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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The biggest problem with scuba jokes:

Many of them become instructors.

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I went scuba diving the other day. As I was descending deeper and deeper, I saw the most magnificent sight – a beautiful mermaid – without a doubt the most gorgeous creature I’d ever laid eyes on.

I thought of asking her out on a date, but after one look at my pressure gauge, I realized…

…she was way out of my league.

(I'll get my coat...)