Murphy's Laws

MURPHY'S LAWS

Murphy’s Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

- Skip’s Addendum to Murphy’s Law: Anything that CAN’T go wrong will go wrong.

- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

- To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

- The road to success is always under construction.

- Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.

- In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich. Which never works.

- If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

- As soon as you mention something… if it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens.

- Murphy’s Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules.

- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late… the bus is still late.

- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

- When in a line, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

- If you have paper, you don’t have a pen… If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

- After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in, will be more crowded than the other.

- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power outage tonight.

- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.