One day, on the Science Highway...

Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”

Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know exactly where I am.”

The cop then says, “You were doing 55 in a 35.”

Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”

The cop thinks this is mighty suspicious behavior, so he orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”

“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrödinger.

The cop moves to arrest them.

Ohm resists.