Tuesday, October 16, 2018

TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "The Annoying Song" by Sean Money


The Annoying Song
by Sean Morey

When his dirty underwear
Is at the top of the stairs
That's annoying

When you're trying to sleep
And she's grinding her teeth
That's annoying

When she's driving a Lexus
And you're riding the bus
That's annoying

When you're making linguine
And he's poking you with his...
That's annoying

When you're dressing for Mass
And he's filling a flask
That's annoying

When you're sweating mowing the lawn
And she's inside eating bonbons
That's annoying

When you're pleasing him specially
And he's watching wrestling
That's annoying

When you're giving her your all
And she's knitting a shawl
That's annoying

When you're on your first date
And he keeps guessing your weight
That's annoying

When you're seven months pregger
But his gut is bigger
That's annoying

When she says, "You look hot!"
But then she yells out, "Not!"
That's annoying

When she refers to your mom
As the female Saddam
That's annoying

When you're drinking champagne
And she belches your name
That's annoying

When he's munching on snacks
He found in the couch cracks
That's annoying

When she only puts out
When she passes out
That's annoying

When you're pouring out your heart
And he rips out a fart
That's annoying



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