TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "The Annoying Song" by Sean Money

The Annoying Song

by Sean Morey

When his dirty underwear

Is at the top of the stairs

That's annoying

When you're trying to sleep

And she's grinding her teeth

That's annoying

When she's driving a Lexus

And you're riding the bus

That's annoying

When you're making linguine

And he's poking you with his...

That's annoying

When you're dressing for Mass

And he's filling a flask

That's annoying

When you're sweating mowing the lawn

And she's inside eating bonbons

That's annoying

When you're pleasing him specially

And he's watching wrestling

That's annoying

When you're giving her your all

And she's knitting a shawl

That's annoying

When you're on your first date

And he keeps guessing your weight

That's annoying

When you're seven months pregger

But his gut is bigger

That's annoying

When she says, "You look hot!"

But then she yells out, "Not!"

That's annoying

When she refers to your mom

As the female Saddam

That's annoying

When you're drinking champagne

And she belches your name

That's annoying

When he's munching on snacks

He found in the couch cracks

That's annoying

When she only puts out

When she passes out

That's annoying

When you're pouring out your heart

And he rips out a fart

That's annoying