Let’s be clear. I’m not, but I should be.
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When one door closes, another opens.
When one door closes, another opens.
When one door closes, another opens.
- Me, eating through a chocolate advent calendar
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He’s making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out whose stories suffice
Robert Mueller’s coming to town
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Wouldn’t it be nice if we could still just go to the nurse’s office and just lie down for an hour?
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He’s making a list
And checking it twice
He’s making a list
And checking it thrice
Santa Claus has got OCD
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We’ve got an inefficient and fractured government, rampant racism and sexism, and ever-increasing homelessness. It’s almost as if no one is paying attention to my Facebook likes.
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Hi, my name’s Skip.
S for short.
Ski for medium.
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I don’t really care all that much about money, but I’ve noticed that some people really obsess about it. Like the ones calling me from the banks and credit card companies, for instance.
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So, apparently, it’s going to be one of those days.
I tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself.
It’s okay, though. I’ve had it coming for some time now.
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I went to see “The Post” last night. I watched a movie about newspapers inside a movie theater, inside a mall. Basically a dying industry turducken.
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