Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Jokes, Puns, and One-Liners

Wait… if the Mayans were so good at predicting the future, how come they died out?


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I tried to catch fog once, but I mist.



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Quack, quack.

Who’s there?
…. a duck.


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War is not the answer.

Unless the question is,
“What’s not the answer?”


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I don't have bad handwriting, I have my own font.



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All I'm saying is if you want to call yourself The Lone Ranger, you shouldn't have a partner with you everywhere you go.



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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE!!!


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'I before E except after C'.

That's kind of confusing when I’m trying to write 'ice'


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This guy told me he’s the fastest cross dresser in the world.

I said, "Really?"
She said, "Yes."

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