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Thursday, October 31, 2019
Halloween Chuckles
Anyone need a slutty costume for Halloween?
Just dress up as one of my professors, they barely cover anything
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I'm gonna be turning my lights off this Halloween and pretending I'm not in.
F**k the ships.
My lighthouse, my rules.
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Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween.
Apparently, they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.
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I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp
The host asked me: What are you supposed to be?
Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.
Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
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I saw the best Halloween costume. The guy had dirty clothes, dried blood, the works.
“Zombie?” I guessed.
“No. Art major.”
Just dress up as one of my professors, they barely cover anything
~~~~~
I'm gonna be turning my lights off this Halloween and pretending I'm not in.
F**k the ships.
My lighthouse, my rules.
~~~~~
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween.
Apparently, they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.
~~~~~
I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp
The host asked me: What are you supposed to be?
Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.
Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
~~~~~
I saw the best Halloween costume. The guy had dirty clothes, dried blood, the works.
“Zombie?” I guessed.
“No. Art major.”
Happy Halloween From My Sister....
Melody has a security camera outside that's triggered by movement.
What fresh hell is this???
What fresh hell is this???
THROWBACK THURSDAY - "Here's a great Halloween idea..."
(originally published on October 31, 2013)
A Hot Dog Mummy
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
Website Wednesday 19.44 - The Halloween Edition
Website WednesdayThe Halloween Edition
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(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."
NOTE TO SELF:
One of the worst things you can dress up as
for an Overeaters Anonymous Halloween party
is a giant Snickers bar.
Couple Creepiest of the heap: Here are the 10 Most Frightening Stories You Will Ever Hear. I lied. Here's 10 more.
The 30 Most Haunted Places in America
Super Creepy Facts
The 100 Best Horror Movies of All Time
The Cultural History of The Addams Family
Amazing Facts About Famous Monsters
Who was Dr. Frankenstein?
6 Stories From History That Sound Like Secret Zombie Movies
The 30 Best Horror TV Shows of All Time
2,175-pound pumpkin sets California record
50 Halloween Costumes You Probably Wish You Thought Of Yourself
The Science Behind Hollywood's Movie Monsters
The Not-So Mysterious Missing Grave of Blues Legend Robert Johnson
Warren Zevon's"Werewolves of London" by James Joyce
6 "Buried Alive" Newspaper Stories to Send Shivers Down Your Spine
A Brief History of Witchcraft in Art
Who you gonna call? - Making a Life-Sized Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
Headed to NYC? Check out the Museum of Slime
The Haunted Hospital
12 Halloween-Like Traditions From Around the World
and, finally...
Horror Movies for Dogs
Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Boo.
- Skip ಠ_à²
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If you're anywhere NEAR the Los Angeles area...
Little Ducks - seriously - GO TO THIS!
This is probably the best thing you can spend your hard-earned Halloween bucks on this year!
Thrill to the tales of Edgar Allan Poe and Edward Gorey in an evening of chilling drama with a soupçon of comedy.
Haunting works enacted by moonlight, candlelight, and torchlight, including "The Pit and the Pendulum, The Tell Tale Heart" "Masque of the Red Death," and more. Goosebumps guaranteed! My personal favorite is their HILARIOUS rendition of Edward Gorey's "The Gashlycrumb Tinies" in a classroom setting and led by a fetching French teacher!
I'M going - anyone wanna join me?
You can buy tickets here
Tuesday, October 29, 2019
TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "Monster Mash Party" by Bobby "Boris" Picket and the Crypt Kickers
As every schoolboy
from here to Pellucidar knows, the definitive Halloween song is the
"Monster Mash". What a lot of people don't know is that Bobby
Pickett recorded a number of follow-up songs, the most popular being THIS
little ditty...
Monday, October 28, 2019
MONDAY MIND GAME
What is unique about the following sentence?
“I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting, nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability transcends intercommunications incomprehensibleness.”
Give up?
Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer:
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This is an example of a sentence where the Nth word is N letters long (e.g. third word is three letters long, fifth word is five letters long, etc.)
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