Anyone need a slutty costume for Halloween?
Just dress up as one of my professors, they barely cover anything
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I'm gonna be turning my lights off this Halloween and pretending I'm not in.
F**k the ships.
My lighthouse, my rules.
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Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween.
Apparently, they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.
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I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp
The host asked me: What are you supposed to be?
Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.
Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
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I saw the best Halloween costume. The guy had dirty clothes, dried blood, the works.
“Zombie?” I guessed.
“No. Art major.”
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