TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "The South Park Dreidel Song"

The South Park Dreidel Song

Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song:

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay

And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play

Kyle: Now you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this

Ike: H-I-J-K-L-O-P

Um, this song, like, go all the way

Play, came down the rain and wash the spider out

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Kyle: Oh, hey, Cartman. We're playing dreidel. You wanna try?

Cartman: Sure

Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay

But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's f***in' gay

Hey, shut your mouth, fatass

Jews play stupid games

Jews, that's why they're lame

Jews play stupid games

(Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay)

Jews, that's why they're lame

(Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play)

Stan: What's going on? Oh, it's that Hannukah thing

Cartman: It's so amazing. You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day

Stan: Let me try

I'll try to make it spin

It fell, I'll try again

I'll try to make it spin

(Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay)

It fell, I'll try again

(Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play)

I'll try to make it spin

(Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay)

(Jews play stupid games)

It fell, I'll try again

(Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play)

(Jews, that's why they're lame)

I'll try to make it spin

(Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay)

(Jews play stupid games)

It fell, I'll try again

(Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play)

(Jews, that's why they're lame)

Sheila: Hello, boys

Kyle: Hi, Mom

Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel

Now you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people

Cartman: Yes, we know, Ms. Broslovski, it's so very interesting

Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin

You'll know our people always win, keep spinning!

Learn to make the dreidel spin

(Jews play stupid games)

You'll know our people always win

(Jews, that's why they're lame)

Kyle: Oh, hi Dad!

Gerald: Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?

Kyle: Sure!

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay

And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall - everybody!

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay

(Jews play stupid games)

(I'll try to make it spin)

(Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin)

(Courteney Cox, I love you)

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play

(Jews, that's why they're lame)

(It fell, I'll try again)

(You'll know our people always win, keep spinning!)

(You're so hot on that show)

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay

(Jews play stupid games)

(I'll try to make it spin)

(Learn to make the dreidel spin)

(Courteney Cox, I love you)

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play

(Jews, that's why they're lame)

(It fell, I'll try again)

(You'll know our people always win)

(You're so hot on that show)

Courteney Cox, I love you

You're so hot on that show (Dad?)

Courteney Cox (Dad!), I huh?

Kyle: We're singing about a dreidel

Gerald: Oh, sorry

Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay

(Jews play stupid games)

(I'll try to make it spin)

(Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin)

(Courteney Cox, I love you)

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play

(Jews, that's why they're lame)

(It fell, I'll try again)

(You'll know our people always win, keep spinning!)

(You're so hot on that show)

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay

(Jews play stupid games)

(I'll try to make it spin)

(Learn to make the dreidel spin)

(Courteney Cox, I love you)

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play

(Jews, that's why they're lame)

(It fell, I'll try again)

(You'll know our people al-, our people always win, -ways win)

(You're so hot, Courteney I love you)