So, wait... they cancelled the Renaissance Pleasure Faire because of COVID-19?
Why didn't they just run with it?
People dying from the plague would be pretty realistic, amirite?
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I don't want to brag, but my car is currently getting about three weeks to the gallon
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Remember wishing the weekend could just go on forever?
Are you happy now?
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Dear Casinos: It’s no fun losing money, is it?
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So Little Ducks, NOW do you understand why retired people eat dinner at 4:30pm?
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Just because I’m bored, here’s a list of words containing the word, “meow”:
- meow
- meows
- meowed
- meowing
- homeowner
You’re welcome
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Okay, “umop adisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet. There. That’s one more thing you know.
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Rent’s due. Car payment’s due.
Cable bill’s due. Cellular bill’s due.
Insurance due. Mountain Dew.
Baby shark do do do do do.
Everything’s due.
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Isn’t it weird how the more we stay home, the more homeless we look?
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Dear Amazon Prime and Netflix:
I don’t need the “Previously on…” feature.
I’ve been watching this show for 12 hours straight.
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