THROWBACK THURSDAY - "Haikus"

(originally published on May 7, 2013)

Space is limited

In a haiku, so it's hard

To finish what you

Hippopotamus

Anti-Hippopotamus

Annihilation

Haikus are silly

I would never waste my time

Counting syllables

I see you driving

Round town with the girl I love

And I'm like, "Haiku"

If we had some ham

We could have some ham and eggs

If we had some eggs

Ninety-nine bottles

Of beer on the wall, ninety

Nine bottles of beer

Tried writing haiku

Alas, unfortunately

Ran out of syllab