COVID-19 Pickup Lines

• Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
• Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
• You can’t spell virus without U and I.
• Baby, do you need toilet paper because I’m your Prince Charmin.
• I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
• Without you, my life is empty as a supermarket shelf.
• Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
• You can’t spell quarantine without “U-R-A-Q-T”.

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