Tuesday, July 21, 2020

TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" (a VeggieTales song)



The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

(CHORUS)
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

Well I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure 
In Saint Louie or Saint Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

(CHORUS)

And I've never hoist the main sail
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've never veered starboard, 
Cause I've never sail at all
And I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owned a parrot.
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

(CHORUS)

Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I am not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes 
Up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

(Spoken)
Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?

Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about piratey things!

Oh.

And who ever's kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?

think you look like Captain Crunch.

Huh? No I don't.

Do too.

Do not.

You're making me hungry.

That's it. You're walking the plank.

Says who?

Says the Captain, that's who!

Oh, yeah.  Aye aye, Captain Crunch!

Arrgghh!

Yikes!

(Sung)
And I've never licked a spark-plug
And I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings...

(You just don't get it)

and we've never been to Boston in the fall.

(Spoken)
Pass the chips. Who's got the remote control?

Here it is.

Time for Geraldo!

It's definitely time for Wapner.

Oh, I don't like this show.

Hey, look! I found a quarter!


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