TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller

If you're ever feeling down,

THIS is the song to listen to.

You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage

But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it

Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool

Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool

Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool

But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back

But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car

But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it

Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch

Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch

Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch

But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd