Walmart Hires Vampires.
Think about it.
This would explain why it’s open 24 hours a day, why working there is often described as “soul-sucking,” and why there are almost always no windows.
Most damningly, Walmart is one of the few stores that specifically hires a “greeter” with no other job than to welcome every person into the store.
Because vampires have to be invited in.
Wake up, America!
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