The Deity and the Denizens of the Deep

Swordfish: My nose looks ridiculous.

God: Hey, at least you have a cool name.

Swordfish: Whaddya mean?

God: I could have made you look ridiculous AND have a dumb name.

Swordfish: But why would you do that to someone?

Hammerhead Shark: yEs, gOd, wHy, wOuLd yOu dO tHaT tO sOmEoNe???