TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "Wouldn't It Be Nice" (with apologies to the beach Boys)

Okay, this week, we're doing something a little different.

Here's the instrumental backing to the Beach Boy's "Wouldn't It Be Nice", but I've written some (cough) alternative lyrics.

Feel free to sing along!

WOULDN’T IT BE NICE? 

(With apologies to The Beach Boys)

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Wouldn't it be nice if Trump was busted,

Then we wouldn't have to wait so long

To watch him being led away in handcuffs

And put away in jail where he belongs

You know its gonna make it that much sweeter

When we can lock away this a-hole tweeter

Wouldn't it be nice if when we wake up

We see his fat orange face behind some bars

And after having lived through this bad nightmare

We finally can start healing the scars

After all this time he’s been offending

Let’s hope his time in jail is never-ending

Wouldn't it be nice…

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Maybe if we call… our representatives it might come true

Then the Don …ald couldn’t do a single think to not get screwed

We could start breathing

And then we’d be happy

Wouldn’t it be nice

But then we’d have to deal with President Pence

Which would be slightly better than this nonsense

‘Cause he’s not quite so dense

Wouldn’t it be nice

Just lock his ass up…

Too good to pass up…

Just lock his ass up…

Too good to pass up…

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