My 2018 New Year’s Resolutions

My 2018 New Year’s Resolutions:

In 2018, I Resolve to:

• Flash the “thumbs up” sign when I’m yawning so deaf people don’t think I’m screaming.

• Watch less TV … in standard definition

• Be more assertive (if that’s okay with you guys)

• Exercise (my right to eat) More (tacos) 

 • Start up a gym called “Resolution” that runs through January, then converts to a bar called “Regret”