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Monday, January 1, 2018

My 2018 New Year’s Resolutions

My 2018 New Year’s Resolutions:



In 2018, I Resolve to:
Flash the “thumbs up” sign when I’m yawning so deaf people don’t think I’m screaming.

Watch less TV … in standard definition

Be more assertive (if that’s okay with you guys)

Exercise (my right to eat) More (tacos) 
  Start up a gym called “Resolution” that runs through January, then converts to a bar called “Regret”

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