Thursday, March 8, 2018

Dear Boss...

Dear Boss, 
 
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. 
  
You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4
months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the 
day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream  about. 
  
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position. 
  
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition 
I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with 
my current job. 
  
Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no 
loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no 
choice in the matter. I can and will do this. 
  
                     Sincerely, 
 
                     Every Senator or Congressman running for President.    



(Thanks, Billy!)

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