Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years.
You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4
months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the
day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition
I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with
my current job.
Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no
loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no
choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
(Thanks, Billy!)
I have enjoyed working here these past several years.
You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4
months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the
day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition
I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with
my current job.
Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no
loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no
choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
(Thanks, Billy!)
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