Monday, July 28, 2014

When I die...


A Note From Australia


Happy Monday, Little Ducks!

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Yup. Been THERE before...

Except for the olives.  

Olives are one of God's Three Mistakes



In honor of ComicCon (which I STILL haven't been able to get tickets to...)


Star Trek 2.5

The Wreath of Khan

Get it?  Get it?

(Thanks, Mike)

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Remember this?

I do.


I got a flat tire yesterday...

I had a flat tire on the Santa Monica Freeway yesterday. 

I pulled over, got out of the car, and opened my trunk. I took out my cardboard naked men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. 

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men which made it much safer for me to work on the side of the road. People honked and waved, and it wasn't long before a LAPD car pulled up behind me.

The officer got out of his car and asked what the heck did I think I was doing, so I calmly explained that I was changing my flat. He told me he could see that, but demanded to know what the heck the naked cardboard men were doing standing at the rear of my car.

I couldn't believe he didn't know! So I told him .... "Well," I explained to the angry Policeman,

"...they're my emergency flashers!!!!"

I go to court in September.


I've found Luis' birthday gift

Luis (husband of BFF Donna) is having a birthday (well, not until December, but why wait until the last minute?).  He's a dyed-in-the-wool Star Wars Geek (not to be confused with those of us who haven't gone to the Dark Side and are Star Trek Geeks), so this will be PERFECT for him!  A Death Star Ice Sphere Mold!