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Sunday, December 4, 2016

One day, at the Pearly Gates...

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.  When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, the Lord Himself is there to receive him.

"Welcome," God says. "You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."

Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Did Bush have anything to do with 9/11?"

God replies, "Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated by Al-Qaeda and orchestrated by Osama Bin Laden. No bombs were planted in the Twin Towers, and no missiles hit the Pentagon. The U.S. government had no foreknowledge of the attacks whatsoever."


The conspiracy theorist thinks to himself, this goes even deeper than I thought...

GROOT!

Put this on my Christmas list...


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Just sittin' 'round the studio...

I just finished doing more video shooting with the crew from my company. What a blast these guys are!
Grip Peter Rybchenkov, me, director Luis Goyanes, fellow presenter Marc Jablon, and Director of Photography Ana Amortegui


Out of the blue, director Luis decides we need to do a MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE!
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ACCEPTED!


Saturday, December 3, 2016

There is a silver lining...

While it was very sad when we lost Florence Henderson last week, the GOOD news is that we finally finished the longest Tic-Tac-Toe game in history!

One day, in physics class...

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. "Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated student blurted out.

"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.

A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?

"The professor stared at the student without saying a word.

"Physics saves lives," he finally continued, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school."

In this week's "I-NEED-Me-One-Of-These" department...





(Thanks, Debb!)

Some things are just not acceptable