Tuesday, March 3, 2015

In the "I-Want-Me-One-Of-These" category...

The current flying car prototype AeroMobil 3.0 has been tested in real flight conditions since October 2014. Initially certified by the Slovak Federation of Ultra-Light Flying, it now entered a regular flight-testing program.

The AeroMobil 3.0 prototype is very close to the final product. It is predominantly built from the same materials as the final product, such as advanced composite materials for the body shell, wings, and wheels. It also contains all the main features that will be incorporated into the final product, such as avionics equipment, autopilot and an advanced parachute deployment system.

(Thanks, Billy!)


Well acquainted with this feeling...

Not sure about yours, but mine are like crushed rose petals...

Monday, March 2, 2015

Simon Pegg, on Leonard Nimoy

Random Status Updates

If you ever get nervous about having to give the keynote address to the nudist convention, do what I do: Try picturing everyone clothed. That helps a great deal. Well, that, and remembering to stay behind the podium.


I saw a woman walking toward a door, so I opened it for her, just to be nice. Instead of thanking me, she started screaming. Thinking back on it, so did everyone else on the plane.


Every Christmas, thousands of guys actually believe that "Please don't get me anything this year, honey" line. Poor saps.


After watching both trailers for Avengers: Age of Ultron, I want the end credit scene to be in Stark Tower with Thor’s hammer ("Mj√∂lnir", for the purists) sitting on a table. The door opens and it’s Stan Lee as a janitor. Stan looks at the hammer for a second, then picks it up, cleans under it, sets it down and leaves.


A lady friend of mine says I'm unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I'm taking her? Hint: It starts with "B" and rhymes with "mallet."


I make a motion we rename the “selfie stick” the “narcissistick”


You know how like, on Family Feud, when someone gives a really crappy response and their family yells, “Good answer!!!”? I need a crew like that to follow me everywhere.

If only Colin Mochrie did the actual news...


Happy Monday, Little Ducks!

Sunday, March 1, 2015

The Games People Play


What is a statistical anomaly?

Teacher: What is a statistical anomaly?

Student: It’s like a USB cord… right?

Teacher: Umm, how so?

Student: Well, you know, it should technically be 50-50 whether you get it the right way on the first try… But it’s always the wrong way around.



Teacher: That is a very good example…

One day, in Sunday school...


Sci-fi weapon? Or electric violin?

Okay, I don't even PLAY the violin, but I WANT me one of these!