Thursday, July 31, 2014

Always hold the door...

(Thanks, Lesli!)

One day, during the Papal tour...

Pope John Paul II was on a tour of the United States several years ago. During a stop in Atlanta, an admirer presented him with a beautiful handmade ring. But somehow, in the hectic confusion of the tour, the ring was misplaced.

"Don't worry, Your Holiness," said the pope's aide. "I'm sure it will turn up before we leave the States."

The tour was so busy that the lost ring slipped everyone's mind. The pope and his entourage were on the jet, preparing for the trip back to Vatican City. Just then a Beatles song came on the loudspeaker.

The aide stood up. "Hey, that reminds me," he said. "Where did John Paul's Georgian ring go?"


The Greatest Team-Up in History... and NOBODY NOTICED???

Okay, it's a stretch. But still...


Banana Anatomy


Wednesday, July 30, 2014

50 Unbelievable Facts About Earth


Website Wednesday 4.30

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail..."

                    If I ever became a cosmetic surgeon,
                    I'd charge a flat rate for breast implants.

Top of the Heap:  Happy birthday, Alex Trebeck! His 6 Funniest Moments of Jeopardy!

Get kyour childhood jam on with The Nostalgia Machine

The race to stop Las Vegas from running dry

Vladimir Putin's Fun Fan Page

10 Foods You Should Never Keep in the Refrigerator

25 Socially Awkward Things We All Do, But Will Never Admit

Five Legitimate Scientific Controversies

How Playing a Musical Instrument Benefits Your Brain

The World's Weirdest Plants

15 Facts You Might Not Know About Revenge of the Nerds

Britain has basically decriminalized internet piracy. The U.S. should, too

The 11 Worst Fast Food Restaurants in America

5 Hobbies You (probably) Never Considered

25 Incredibly Brave and Important First World Rebels

20 Misconceptions About Sex

The World's Largest Aquatic Insect May Have Been Found, And It Will Haunt Your Dreams

15 of the Best Drinking Games, Ever

6 Celebrities Who Went Undercover at this year's ComicCon

Our Neighbor, Mr. Rogers

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Lena Hedley

Don't despair, fellow GoT freaks... it's just another NINE MONTHS until Season 5....

If you had your picture taken with Spider-Man at ComicCon last week, check this out.

"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man."
       - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 ComicCon in San Diego


Tuesday, July 29, 2014

That's a Moron

(Thanks, Gay! MKAP!)

Will you still need me, will you still feed me...

As I'm closing in on my mid 60's, I thought I had lost all the appeal and charm I used to have with the ladies, until today that is. At my local gas station, the pretty young girl who has served me every other day or so for several weeks asked for my number. I was taken aback. I explained how I was flattered but was perhaps a bit too old for her, and that if I were 20 or 30 years younger, I would happily take her up on her offer. I explained how love and sexual attraction, when intertwined, can be exciting and that I hadn't felt this way in years and asked that she save her love for someone who will truly care for her and respect her not only as a woman, but as a person.

... "No," she said. "Your pump number, sir."


The Best of Wolfpuppy


I'll just leave this here

(Thanks, Champ!)