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Tuesday, March 26, 2019

TWEETS OF THE WEEK



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(Thanks, Cat!)

TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "I Wanna Be Like You" by Louis Prima (from "The Jungle Book")


I Wanna Be Like You

Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too

Gee, cousin Louie,
You're doin' real good!

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of man's red fire

But I don't know how to make fire!

Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true

Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you

You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too

You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me

Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!

Four Degrees of Kevin Bacon




(Thanks, Keith)

Attempted Murder

Tip your waiters. I'll be here all week.

Monday, March 25, 2019

The Best of Times

Ah, the memories...

MONDAY MIND GAME

What has four letters,
sometimes has 9 letters,
but never has 5 letters?










Give up?
Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer




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Sort of a trick question.

"What" has 4 letters (W-H-A-T)
"Sometimes" has 9 (S-O-M-E-T-I-M-E-S)
"Never" has 5 ("N-E-V-E-R")


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