Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving, Little Ducks!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Website Wednesday 14.47

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail...

                If you get nervous about having to give the
                keynote address to the nudist convention,
                do what I do: Try picturing everyone clothed.
                That helps a great deal. Well, that, and
                remembering to stay behind the podium.

Top of the Heap:  Are you like me and a frozen turkey to defrost?  Check this out  (Thanks, Melody!)

Windowless planes will give passengers panoramic views (within 10 years)

The 46 Most Brilliant Life Hacks Every Human Being Needs to Make Life Easier

10 Reasons Why Space Exploration Matters to You. 11, if you include the fact that it’s just really, really cool

When is the Actual Expiration Date on Your Milk?

The 25 Most Powerful Websites

The Population of the Internet in One Map

When to Say No to Your Doctor

Stream Old Nickelodeon Shows 24/7 for Free on Nick Reboot (Legally!)

48 epic dream hotels to visit before you die

Do you remember these Star Trek stars (Thanks, Melody!)

15 Fun Facts You Might Not Know About The Twilight Zone

10 Things About America That Shock First-Time Visitors

How to Build an Epic Pillow Fort

25 Things You Might Not Know About Harry Potter

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Inspires Memes, Jokes, And Suggested New Titles

How legalizing pot could save America's economy

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The PROPER way to eat pumpkin pie




Dwight Shrute's Perfect Crime

Works for me.


Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Spot the Married Guys


One day, on a plane...

A man walks onto an airplane, and he's cranky as hell. It was an early morning, security held him up, and all he wants to do is sleep until the plane reaches New York. However his mood does a 180 when he gets to his seat and see the most angelic blonde woman he has ever seen sitting next to him. He smiles awkwardly, receiving a warm and friendly smile from said bombshell. After about 30 minutes of sitting there he finally convinces himself to say something,

"So, business or pleasure?"

Smiling, she replies, "Business actually! I'm a sexologist, and Im headed to a conference in New York".

Eyes widened and breathing intensified, he says "Oh really?! What does that entail?"

"Well, my particular area of study revolves around sexual trends, stereotypes and myths", she says, "and we've actually found some pretty exciting new stuff".

"Like what?"

"Well, you know the myth that black guys have the largest penises?", she asks.

"Well yeah, everyone knows that one."

"Its actually Native American men", she says with a smirk.

"Wow, I never would've thought of that", he said.

"I know, right? Also, you know how they say Italians are the most attentive lovers?", she asks.

"Not really, but i guess it makes sense", he replies.

"Turns out it's actually Jewish Men", she says.

"That one I really didn't expect", he says, laughing.

"Well its true! We've also uncovered some new trends. We recently found out that on average it's rednecks who last the longest in bed", she says.

"No kidding!", the man says.

"I'm so sorry", the woman says, "Here I am talking all about myself and what I do and I don't even know your name!"

The guy holds out his hand and goes, "My name is Tonto. Tonto Goldstein. But all my friends call me Bubba".

(Thanks, Sol!)

The language of car horns


I know this game all too well

(Thanks, Jodi C!)