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Sunday, August 20, 2017

My Dream Home




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Smooth, Spock, Smooth.


The Cheating Wife

A man suspected that his wife was cheating on him. He returned home from a business trip a day early, and was heading home in a taxi at about 2pm.

While en route home, he explained his suspicions to the driver and offered him $50 if he would be a witness to the affair, if, in fact, she was with another man. By the time they reached the house, the cabbie had agreed.

They parked a few doors down and quietly snuck to the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a burst of speed, the husband flicked on the bedroom lights and ripped the blanket off the bed – and sure enough - there his wife sleeping with another man!

He was so distraught! He pulled a gun out of his pocket and put it to the naked man’s head. Just then, the wife yells, “Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money!…”

"HE paid for the Mercedes I gave you."

"HE paid for our new cabin in the mountains."

"HE paid for your Seahawks season tickets.

"HE paid for our lake house and boat."

"HE paid for your country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger, the husband looked over at the cabby and asked, “What should I do?”


The taxi driver replied, “I’d cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.”

Alt.Jesus


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