Saturday, July 23, 2016

Scorpions


One day, on a Georgia highway...

A guy gets stranded in the middle of Georgia on a highway miles from any exit. Rather than walk to the next exit, he decides to hitch a ride instead.

He extends his thumb, and the first car by stops.

"Need a lift?" asks the driver.

"Yeah." replies the man.

"First, are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

The stranded man says, "A Democrat."

The car speeds off. Soon after, another car stops.

"Looking for a ride?"

"Yep," replies the stranded man.

"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

The stranded motorist replies, "A Democrat."

That car speeds off.

It finally dawns on him that Georgia is a Red State through and through, just as a Porsche pulls up. In the Porsche is a long-legged, absolutely gorgeous blonde wearing a very tight, extremely short leather mini-skirt.

"Need a ride?"

"Oh yeah," replies the man.

"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?" asks the woman.

"A Republican all the way."

"Hop in," replies the woman, and she starts down the highway.

Stunned by her good looks, the man can't keep his eyes off of her for miles. Suddenly, five miles down the road he stares straight ahead and bursts out in laughter.

"What's so funny?" asks the woman.


"Well," says the man, "I've only been a Republican for five minutes and already I feel like screwin' somebody!"

Comic-Con, 2016



BFF Donna meeting Eugene (Rod) Roddenberry, Jr 
(PERSONAL friend of mine!)

I played "Flunko" and won the Grand Prize Pink Ticket...
And Donna cashed it in...



To give you an idea of the size of the main vendor floor - this is about 1/3 of it!


Opus, we missed ye!












Free-diving to 400 feet


On April 30, 2016 at 11:20 AM William Trubridge set an incredible 16th World Record free-diving to 400 feet (122 meters), diving into Deans Blue Hole and back in 4:24.

Friday, July 22, 2016

Good question...


One day, in English class...

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate many excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"


The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.


When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,


"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."



Time to start holding our breath until November 8...