Friday, April 18, 2014

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday TODAY to
scubadude Brett Bovard

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Bill Gates is a Pretty Amazing Guy


One day, at Harrods...

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her - good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we be of service today?"

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little "incident", she asks, "Yes, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price!"


Sign Dump 14.7

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Inappropriate Topics of Conversation

Come back, Obi Wan Drewcarey. You're our only hope!


Website Wednesday 14.16

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail..."

   What’s all this talk about adding Puerto Rico as
   our 51st State? It seems to me that our new goal
   number should be 53 States. A Prime Number.
   “One nation, indivisible…”

Top of the Heap:  An airline pre-flight briefing actually worth listening to (Thanks, Melody!)

Here's 1 Unexpectedly Awesome Reason to Be Proud Of Your Home State (Thanks, Uncle Mel)

The Heartbleed Hit List: The Passwords You Need to Change Right Now (Thanks, Michael)

This is National Library Week, so here are 10 Reasons Why Librarians are Awesome

20 Things You Might Not Have Known About Gone With the Wind

How the Muppets Created Generation X

The Origin of the Fork. And Table Manners

You might just catch a glimpse of your parents (or grandparents) in these Vintage Photos of Spring Breakers

10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Shakespeare

Related:  Shakespeare 3-Panel Web Comics  (contains spoilers)

In honor of my late Mom's birthday today: How to Insult People in Italian: the Goodfellas Edition

Curly of the Three Stooges - the Funniest Guy in the World

New Poll Shows Americans in Red States Want to Expand Medicare

A Dutch journalist staged an interview on a boat. Everything was going great until she fell in the water

Google Glassholes: High-Tech Visionaries or Fashion Victims?

Staples is about to bring 3-D Printing to the masses

The 6 Best Mobile Games You've Never Heard Of

Things That Will Make Your Home Extremely Awesome

 Website Wednesday archives

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A Pre-Flight Briefing actually worth listening to

(Thanks, Melody!)

Epic Burn


Why Pope Francis is the Person of the Year

I'm not Catholic, but this guy is pretty impressive.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday TODAY to
scubachick Brenda New Stephens,
SCU Bronco Alexander Aguirre,
and my mom’s birthday is today. She would’ve been
* 39-ish. Give or take an ish *