Thursday, August 21, 2014

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Yeah. I know THIS feeling


Ah, Love....

Website Wednesday 14.33

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail..."

            I remember when the word “marathon
            meant “a long distance race.” Now it
            means: “I just watched all 201 episodes
            of The Office in one session, leaving my sofa
            looking like its made out of memory foam."

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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Meet Nigel Richards

This is Nigel Richards, the top Scrabble player in the World.
He looks exactly like you would expect the top Scrabble player in the World to look.


One day, out in the woods...

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the
whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He replied, “Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He also replied, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said.

They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

(Thanks, Billy)

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