Friday, November 28, 2014

Thanksgiving: The Morning After


Happy Black Friday, Little Ducks!


Thursday, November 27, 2014

And, FOLLOWING the Thanksgiving dinner...


Twas the night of Thanksgiving...

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
but I just couldn't sleep...
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
stuffing with gravy, green beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please.

Thanksgiving: Then and Now


Happy Thanksgiving, Little Ducks!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Website Wednesday 14.47

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail...

                If you get nervous about having to give the
                keynote address to the nudist convention,
                do what I do: Try picturing everyone clothed.
                That helps a great deal. Well, that, and
                remembering to stay behind the podium.

Top of the Heap:  Are you like me and a frozen turkey to defrost?  Check this out  (Thanks, Melody!)

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10 Reasons Why Space Exploration Matters to You. 11, if you include the fact that it’s just really, really cool

When is the Actual Expiration Date on Your Milk?

The 25 Most Powerful Websites

The Population of the Internet in One Map

When to Say No to Your Doctor

Stream Old Nickelodeon Shows 24/7 for Free on Nick Reboot (Legally!)

48 epic dream hotels to visit before you die

Do you remember these Star Trek stars (Thanks, Melody!)

15 Fun Facts You Might Not Know About The Twilight Zone

10 Things About America That Shock First-Time Visitors

How to Build an Epic Pillow Fort

25 Things You Might Not Know About Harry Potter

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Inspires Memes, Jokes, And Suggested New Titles

How legalizing pot could save America's economy

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The PROPER way to eat pumpkin pie




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Works for me.