Thursday, October 2, 2014

The Girl You Like




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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Having flu-like symptoms?




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Website Wednesday 14.39


"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail..."



            My cover of "You Shook Me
            All Night Long” is so badass,
            you'd *swear* the song was
            written for the ukulele.


Top of the Heap: 
How to protect yourself after a data breach (Thanks, Billy!)

Insanely Clever Ways To Use Your Phone's Camera

Funny:  Samsung, LG and HTC Troll Apple Over Bendgate

Learn 10 Simple Self-Improvement Tips in 10 Minutes

The Oldest Bar in Every State (and DC)

10 random, astonishing facts about the human body

Are you a hoarder? (guilty) Try these: How to Declutter ~ and ~ Throw Everything Out

15 of the best moments in Saturday Night Live history

Totally Magical Disney Tattoos

The World's Fastest (Cyborg?) Onion Chopper  (Thanks, Melody!)

20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes

The 20 Best Places to Live in America

8 Roller Coasters Only the Bravest Souls Would Ride

7 Reasons Why Comcast is the Most Hated Company in America

A few spectacular images from NASA

In search of Life's Smoking Gun

It may be "perfectly normal", but it's frequently banned


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Halloween Costume Ideas

Okay, little ducks... it's finally October (best month of the year, I might add), and it's officially Halloween Season (unless you're a large retail chain, in which case it's been Halloween Season since July).

In case you haven't already picked out your costume for this year, here are a few creative ideas...



















A couple of extras...






And finally... one of my faves...



Sharknado!!!

HAPPY OCTOBER, LITTLE DUCKS!!!


Tuesday, September 30, 2014

American Sex Ed




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One day, at the saloon...

A cowboy rides in to town on his horse and ropes it in front of a saloon. After a few hours of drinking he walks out and finds that his horse is missing. The cowboy turns around and bursts back inside. Seeing the cowboy pissed as hell, the place goes quiet.

The cowboy looks around and with a deadly calm says, "I'm going to count to three. If I get to three, I'm going to do what I did in the Winter of 76'."

The whole bar freezes in terror at the cowboy.

"ONE!"


No one moves a muscle.

"TWO!!!"

Everyone's extremely nervous at this point.

"READY OR NOT.... THR--"

All of a sudden someone in the back stands up and says, "Hold on buddy! It was just a joke! your horse is in the back alley!"

The cowboy nods, then turns to leave the saloon. The same guy who stood up calls out, "Hey! I just gotta know, what happened in the Winter of '76???"

The cowboy turns around and says, "I had to walk home."



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Worst. Slide. EVER.




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How you know your ghetto town is gonna STAY ghetto for years to come...




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