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Monday, October 23, 2017

Annoyed


Here's an idea for a Halloween costume...




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MONDAY MIND GAME

A delivery guy goes to a home to deliver a package.

As he reaches the main gate, he notices a vicious-looking dog whose collar is attached to a chain fastened to a tree. The chain is long enough to allow the dog to reach the front door of the house.

How can he reach the front door to allow him to deliver the package?










Give up?
Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer





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The delivery guy runs around the tree in circles with the dog chasing him. The dog eventually wraps himself around the tree, and now can't reach the front door. 


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Adult Swim makes an excellent point


Arrrrrr....

Happy Monday, Little Ducks!

That first cup of coffee in the morning...

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Need a little space in your life?

This is a supernova explosion time lapse.


Astronauts messing around in Skylab. Notice the bar in the middle was put there because engineers were afraid that astronauts might get stuck in the center of the station.


A storm on Saturn.


NASA probe smashing into the surface of a comet.


Skylab gymnastics.


Video recorded from a moon rover being remotely controlled from earth to record Lunar Escape Module taking off.



Jupiter


The Soyuz approaching the ISS.


GoPro footage of a stage separation. Stages separate using explosive bolts.


SpaceX landing



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I'm like 80% sure they sell curtains...




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Beethoven's grave

When Ludwig von Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried.

Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it.

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.


He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

Love me some C&H...





This. Changes. Everything.





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Saturday, October 21, 2017

Optical Illusion Makeup Artist




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The Perfect Couple





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Final words?

An old man is on his death bed, and his family has come in from all over the country to be with him in his final hours.

He opens his eyes, and says "Is Ruthie here? My beautiful, loyal wife?"

"Oh yes, my handsome prince! I'm right here!" Ruthie replies

He continues, "...and what of my strapping boy, who always made me proud? Is he here, with that lovely wife of his?"

"Yeah pops, we're right here"

"...and what about those two grandkids of mine? The Michael and Sarah? Are my little angels here?"

"Of course, Grampa!"

The old man continues, "So everyone is here in the room with me right now?"

"Yes yes, of course!"


The old man lets out a sigh, and starts shouting, "THEN WHY ARE ALL THE GODDAMN LIGHTS ON IN THE HOUSE?!"

I bet Newton didn't expect this...




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Kids Say the Creepiest Things

                   Cue “twilight zone” music




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