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Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Mind-Blowing Pixar Theory




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Website Wednesday 16.35

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    Okay, here’s a question: if moths really love light that
                     much, why don't they just go flying in the daytime?


Top of the heap:  In homage to the passing of Gene Wilder, here's the Funniest Movie of All Time - in 5 minutes

In Wikiverse, Wikipedia articles are stars in a galaxy. You can search on any topic.

Legroom: How airlines compare

Abroad in the UK - cool stuff to do in the United Kingdom

Related: 10 Thoroughly British Mysteries

The 7 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History

The 21st Century's Greatest Films (well, so far, anyway)

6 Scientists Just Spent A Year On Simulated Mars. Here’s What They Learned

20 Things You Didn’t Know about Betty White

I Spent 5 Years With Some of Trump's Biggest Fans. Here's What They Won't Tell You

The History Of Mac And Cheese

11 Super Creepy Modern Conspiracies

7 Things You Never Knew About Dragonflies

11 Failed And Crazy Vintage Gadgets That Time Forgot

Beavers On The Moon: The Great Astronomy Hoax Of 1835

14 Facts To Put The Universe Into Perspective



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
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Oooohhh! Extra points!




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Duck faces

STOP THE INSANITY!

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Shots fired




(Thanks, Jason!)

Super Bowl Tickets

A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl.  Box seats plus airfares, accommodation etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in Osborne Park, Baltimore at 5pm. Her name's Louise. She'll be the one in the white dress. 


(Thanks, Billy!) 

Tunesmith Tuesday - "In The Mood" by Glenn Miller



This version of 'In The Mood' is performed by (Glen Gray & The Casa Loma Orchestra), The actual 1939 recording of "In The Mood" topped the charts in 1940 in the U.S. and one year later was featured in the movie 'Sun Valley Serenade'.This Glenn Miller 1939 recording was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame in 1983.The song even appeared in The Beatles "All You Need is Love" #1 single in 1967 and in the Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers rendition in 1989, "Swing the Mood", a worldwide hit. 

Glenn Miller (who was born on March 1, 1904, and went missing in action December 15, 1944) was an American big band musician, arranger, composer, and bandleader in the swing era. Miller's notable recordings include "Moonlight Serenade", "Pennsylvania 6-5000", and "Chattanooga Choo Choo".

The recording 'In The Mood' by Glenn Miller is one of the most recognized and most popular instrumentals of the 20th century.



And, for a little sump'n sump'n extra, check out the other version here

What I really mean...


Sunday, August 28, 2016

The Neverending Story, Continued




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Politics explained

I told my son, "You will marry the girl I choose."

He said, "NO!"

I said, "She's Bill Gates' daughter."

He said, "OK."

I called Bill Gates and told him, "I want my son to marry your daughter."

He said, "NO."

I told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of the World Bank."

Bill Gates said, "OK."

I called the President of the World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.

He said, "NO."

I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law."

He said, "OK."


And THAT, my friends, is exactly
 how the political system works.


Mmmmm....


Looks like someone learned the hard way




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Saturday, August 27, 2016

Whenever you're feeling powerless...


After a long day at work, I stopped in at Hooters to see some friends and have some of their Hot Wings (and drinks). 

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. 

I told him, “The one who knows how to fix elevators.” 

I’m old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot…

Weird Things Guys Do (as told by women)




That moment...




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Friday, August 26, 2016

Watching a movie in the 2000's




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Nerd Joke

A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got one question wrong. The question was "How many valence electrons does hydrogen have?" In a rush, he had answered, "Two".

Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it and says, "In return for releasing me from the lamp, I will grant you one wish!"


The kid replies, "I wish got that question right," and the universe explodes.

Furious George




(Thanks, Terry!)

Stephen Colbert interviews Ryan Lochte



Thursday, August 25, 2016

Before and After




(Thanks, Phil!)

The Chicken Farm

A man goes to the supply store and buys 300 chicks. He tells the owner, "I'm going to start a chicken farm!"

A couple of weeks later he returns and buys 300 more. The owner thinks it's weird but doesn't ask any questions.

Another couple of weeks later he returns to make the same purchase. At this point the owner is baffled and asks, "Why do you come back every couple of weeks and make the same purchase?"


The would-be farmer replies, "Well, I must be doin' somethin' wrong. I'm either planting them too deep or too close together."

Oh, come on. It wasn't THAT bad




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Here's something I bet you didn't know...




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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

That salad I had for lunch didn't cut it. I'm making a sandwich.


Website Wednesday 16.34

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    One day, Canada will take over the world.
                              Then we’ll all be sorry.


Top of the heap:  The 2016 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners

These Are The Best Photos Of The 2016 Olympics Closing Ceremony

The 5 best airline rewards programs  (Thanks, Billy!)

Helpful info if you're considering studying in Canada (Thanks, Jessica!)

The Weirdest Driving Laws in all 50 States

The Best Food Festivals in Every U.S. State

Science suggests which public restroom stall you should pick

How to naturally remove rust from tools

16 404 Pages That Are Worth the Error

7 Insane Things TV Shows Did When They Ran Out Of Money

10 Confessions of Car Salesmen

The most New Orleans thing you’ll read today - the Obituary for William Ziegler

This is the Deadliest Garden in the World

Scientists May Have Solved The Mystery That Is Déjà Vu

According To Scientists, You're Holding Your Coffee Mug Wrong


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
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