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Saturday, June 24, 2017

Walk a mile in her shoes




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In case you haven't seen it yet...

Season 7 of Game of Thrones 
starts three weeks from tomorrow

One day, in 1960...

It's 1960 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. The father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."

Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?"

"Oh yeah, Peggy Sue really loves to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her."

Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father,



"Daddy! It’s the TWIST! It's called the TWIST!"

When you see it...


And the "Headline-Of-The-Week" award goes to...




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Friday, June 23, 2017

What's the laziest thing you've ever done? (part 2)




(part 1 here)


Raiders of the Lost Presidency


Eco Dive Center's annual Beach Bonfire

Okay, so our dive club hosted it's annual Beach Bonfire last night at Dockweiler Beach.


As is our custom, after the ritual Stacking of the Wood, Fearless Leader Ron put the finishing touches on the pyre.
After that, WHOOOOOOOSHHHH!
We had a blast. I saw some friends I hadn't seen in awhile, and made some new ones.

All in all, a great night! (And, no one got busted this year, which was an added plus)








Factoid Friday


The Coolest Astronomical Photo You'll See All Week: "Cosmic Dots"

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The Hubble Space Telescope recently snapped this view of a colorful assortment of 100,000 stars residing in the core of the giant star cluster. The image reveals a small region inside the massive globular cluster Omega Centauri, which boasts nearly 10 million stars. The stars in the core of Omega Centauri are so crowded that they are estimated to average only 0.1 light years away from each other.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle





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Even London is getting into the "Beginning of Summer" act




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Website Wednesday 17.25

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


                    We take it for granted today,
                    but a single Dorito has more
                    extreme nacho flavor than a
                    peasant in the 1400’s would
                    get in his entire lifetime.


Top of the heap:  I'm going to this! NASA's super-accurate map of the 2017 eclipse

A Mexican Town Is Giving Americans Something Donald Trump Can't: Affordable Dental Care 

50+ of the Coolest Things You Didn't Know About Netflix

Rare historical photos you've (probably) never seen

7 Genius Traveling Tips From a Globetrotter

The Most Bizarre or Embarrassing Landmark From Every State

Y'ever wonder why mattresses come with warning tags? (yeah, me neither)                                                           

Bar Trivia: 30 Facts About Cheers

101 Ways to Make Your Kids Smarter

Aerial attack at Disneyland

2-Minute Yoga to help your legs and lower back

Some Cool Keyboard Tricks Few People Know About

Thanks, Trump.

cya, noobs - internet slang words and acronyms - ofc snatched, snmp, ight?

10 Nutty Proposals to Save the Planet

This is Why Your Baby Doesn't Sleep Through the Night

The stories behind George, Washington and other small town names



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
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Important information for the First Day of Summer


Heath Ledger morphing into the Joker

CREEPINESS FACTOR:
9.6


Whoa.




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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Apparently Sean Spicer is out...



What WILL Melissa McCarthy do?


TWEETS OF THE WEEK


Whups...


TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "You Always Hurt The One You Love" by Spike Jones


A little background here.

The original recording of "You Always Hurt The One You Love" was released in 1945 by The Mills Brothers, and it made it to #1.



The following year, Spike Jones, an American musician and bandleader specializing in satirical arrangements of popular songs, did his own version.

It’s essentially the straight song with most of the parody being in the way the song is presented, in three parts:
      
      •   A slow, deliberate rendering of the first half of the song, with vocal by Carl Grayson, in a style imitating The Ink Spots. 

   A spoken rendering of the second half of the song by Red Ingle, with elaborations ("honey child, honey lamb, honey baby, honey doll, honey pie
") in a style reminiscent of The Ink Spots's bass singer, Orville "Hoppy" Jones.

   A frantically-paced reiteration of the full song, in "Dixieland" style, with vocal again by Carl Grayson, accompanied by shotguns and other typical Jonesian sound effects.


Harry Mills of the Mills Brothers reported not being bothered by the parody, since they were under the same management as Jones and were good friends