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Thursday, June 15, 2017

One day, at the pharmacy (part 1)

A lady found out that her Schnauzer could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the woman that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some Nair hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

She went to the store and found the Nair on a shelf. At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

The woman said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”

The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”

Again, the woman replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”

The pharmacist said, “Oh, okay. Well in that case, stay off your bicycle for at least a week.”

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