Circa 1970

Wrapped like a goose that's run over in the night?
  Wrapped up like a douche, you know, to run her in the night?
    Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night?
      Wrapped up like a douching of the roller in the night?
        'Cause you look like a douchebag in the middle of the night?
          Ripped up like a douche, you know the rumor in the night?
           Wrapped up like a douche into the middle of the night?
             Wrapped up like a deuce, y'know the ruler in the night?