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Thursday, July 16, 2020

The Lumberjack

An African lumberjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company. The foreman decided to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe.

"Take a couple of swings at that tree over there," the foreman said.

The lumberjack walks over to the tree and fells it in a single chop.

"Holy smokes, you've got quite an arm!" You're absolutely hired, but I need to know what you can do. Try your hand at this tree over here." The foreman points out a much larger tree.

One, two swings, and the tree crashes to the ground.

That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen!" cried the foreman. "Where. the hell did you learn to chop like that?"

The lumberjack replies, "In the Sahara Forest."

"Don't you mean the Sahara Desert?" asked the foreman.

"Yeah, well, that's why I'm here."

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